Men

I didn't get much done at the gym today. Some pro-cyclist showed up again, and we sat and talked racing the whole time. Not much working-out happened. But I had a great time, and that's all that matters! (Trying to make myself feel better here for not completing all my weight sets.) Too bad he's leaving for Europe on Friday to go manage the team.

In other news...this is for you single ladies...I have met the PERFECT man! (And yes, BG, the above man is nearly perfect too...the only problem I could see was that running-off-to-Europe-with-no-notice flaw.)

Here are some of this perfect man's highlights:

• Such smooth skin

• Never, ever says one bad thing about anyone

• Doesn't complain when I am having a bad mood

• Won't gripe if you leave him in the doghouse all night

• Lets you ride your bike as much as you want, and doesn't insist on you staying home
  

• Won't ask you to change, but will allow you to make any changes to him that you see fit to make
  

• He'll let you dig right in and rip his heart out if necessary

• He's tasty

Meet Jack: