Bored, bored, BORED!

It's amazing how much extra time I seem to have on my hands when I'm not out logging hours on my bike! I'm so bored I can't even think of anything to say.
It's funny because the only thing I feel like doing is sitting in front of this stupid computer. Nobody else is even online. No new blogs to explore, no new email to read, nobody's answering my PMs, there's no new race postings, and nothing interesting on the forums. Apparently, I'm the only person in cyberspace today! Come on, people, entertain me!