This Kinda Made My Day

Yesterday I was walking past the local junior high when I heard a group of kids having the following conversation:

"Hey that's (so & so's) girlfriend."

"No, it isn't. She's, like, 30." I glaced over. Could they possibly be talking about me?

"That's (mumble, mumble's) mom."

"There is NO WAY that is someone's mom!"

And they continued to argue, loudly, about whether I was old (30) or young (someone's junior high girlfriend) as I walked out of hearing range.

Either way, if 30 is "old" I'll still take it!