A Post Dedicated to "Turbo"

I don't usually post about someone I've only met once and really only know as an online presence. I don't normally dream about them either. But last night's dream was so real, and yet a bit bizarre.

In the dream I had gone down to Provo to what must have been a pawn shop. Turbo worked there. Surprisingly, he recognized me when I walked in, and we sat and chatted for a while. Then I noticed a beautiful yellow 80s model road bike. I had to have it, so Turbo rang up the purchase. While I was at it, I decided to also buy a kiddie trailer to tow behind it. Then Turbo said to me, "Hey, I know where we can buy two matching minivans. One for you and one for me." Apparently he felt that since we're such good friends we should have a matched set. I told him that under no circumstance was I going to drive a minivan, even if it matched his. He continued to tease me about the minivan idea for a while before I said goodbye. As I was leaving, I told him I was going to name my new bike Lemondrop (imagine me known as Lemondrop's Rider --haha). I then used my super-dream strength to hoist the hitch of the bike trailer over my shoulder (the bike and the trailer were now hooked together). I proceeded to walk home (like 10 miles away) CARRYING the bike and trailer over my shoulder like a purse. I began to have self doubts about the trailer purchase. What was I going to do with a bike trailer?

What does it all mean? Who knows.

And since this is a post about Turbo, I'll include the following thought as well: I recently realized my flat iron has a turbo button. I don't know why I've never noticed it before. I tried it out. The effects of the turbo button were amazing:

It was
-hotter
-faster
-got the job done in half the time

However, when using the turbo button
-if you aren't careful you'll get burned
-for some reason it smells funny when turboed

Why can't I have my own turbo button?